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Jeremy "As good as" Affeldt
- A play on the saying, "As good as I felt. |
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Rick "See ya Later" Aguilera - A
play on saying, "See ya later,
alligator." |
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Mike "Enough" Aldrete - A play on saying "Enough already". |
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Luis Alicea "in Wonderland" - A reference to Alice in Wonderland.
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Roberto "Remember the" Alomar - A
play on "Remember the Alamo".
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Jesus "Skip to my" Alou - A play on "Skip to my lou".
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Joaquin "the dog" Andujar - A
play on "Walking the dog".
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Rich "Protect Your Car with" Amaral -
A play on Armor All slogan.
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Tony "Brothers in" Armas - A
reference to the song "Brothers in Arms".
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Steve "Ebony and" Avery - A reference to the song "Ebony and Ivory".
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Carlos "One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if" Baerga -
A play on Old
North Church lamp signals.
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Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell - A
reference to the song "Brown Paper Bag".
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Kevin "Smallmouth" Bass - Smallmouth bass fish (it was reported that
Berman's initial name was "Largemouth" (largemouth bass), but that Bass
disliked it, so Berman switched to Smallmouth).
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Stan Belinda "Carlisle" - A reference to artist Belinda Carlisle.
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Rafael "Good day at the old" Belliard -
A play on "Good day at the old ballyard".
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Andy "the Merchant of" Benes - A
play on The Merchant of Venice.
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Lance "You Sunk My" Blankenship -
A play on the popular Battleship phrase.
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Bert "Be Home" Blyleven - A play on "be home by eleven"; reportedly a
favorite of many Major League Baseball players.
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Barry "U.S." Bonds - A play on rock performer Gary "U.S." Bonds.
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Wade "Cranberry" Boggs - Cranberries are indeed grown in bogs.
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Boof "Bourguignon" Bonser - A
play on Bœuf Bourguignon, a French stew.
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Pedro Borbon "street" - A play on Bourbon Street.
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Mike "room and" Bordick - Room and board.
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Greg "Crockoile" Brock - A play
on Elton John song from the early 1970's.
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Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpiali" Brosius -
A play on the phrase
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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Steve "Head for the Mountains of" Buechele - Busch beer catch phrase.
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Jay "Ferris" Buhner -
A play on the movie "Ferris Bueller Days Off".
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Ambiorix "and Crake" Burgos -
A play on Oryx and Crake, dystopian novel by
Margaret Atwood.
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Ivan "Bubbling" Calderón -
Bubbling cauldron.
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"Skim" Melky Cabrera -
A play on Skim milk.
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Chuck "Baby you can drive my" Carr -
A reference to line from The Beatles'
"Drive My Car".
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Mark Carreon "My Wayward Son" - A reference to the Kansas (band) hit
"Carry On My Wayward Son".
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Ron "Born in the U.S." Cey -
A reference to Bruce Springsteen's song "Born in the U.S.A."
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Royce "a Roni" Clayton - Rice-a-Roni
the San Francisco treat.
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Pat "OK" Corrales -
A reference to the OK Corral.
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Jesse "Ichabod" Crain - A reference to the main character in Washington
Irving's Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
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Jose "can you see" Cruz -
A play on first line of The Star Spangled Banner.
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Julio "won't you let me take you on a sea" Cruz -
A play on "Sea Cruise".
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Todd "Caribbean" Cruz -
A play on "Caribbean Cruise".
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Omar "Barbie" Daal - Barbie Doll.
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Jim "Two Silhouettes on" Deshaies -
A play on an oldies song lyric about
"two silhouettes on the shade(s)".
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Jermaine "Live and Let" Dye -
After the song and James Bond movie Live and
Let Die.
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Damion "It don't come" Easley - A reference to the saying "It don't come
easy".
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Juan "Re" Encarnación -
A play on the word "Reincarnation".
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Cecil Espy "N" - ESPN.
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Rollie "Chicken" Fingers - Chicken fingers.
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Todd "which hand does he" Frohwirth -
A play on the phrase "Which hand does he throw with?".
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Andres "the Giant" Gallaraga -
A reference to the wrestler Andre the Giant.
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Karim "Of The Crop" Garcia -
A play on the expression "Cream of the Crop".
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Nomar "Mr. Nice Guy" Garciaparra
- A takeoff of the phrase "No more mister nice guy".
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Dwight "Johnny B." Gooden -
A reference to the song by Chuck Berry "Johnny B. Goode".
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Dwight Gooden "Plenty"
- A reference to the candy "Good and Plenty".
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Bernard "Innocent until proven" Gilkey
- A reference to the phrase "Innocent until proven Guilty".
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Atlee "If I had a" Hammaker -
A reference to the song "If I Had a Hammer".
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Von "Purple" Hayes -
A play on the Jimi Hendrix classic "Purple Haze".
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Todd "Highway to" Helton -
A play on the song "Highway to Hell".
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Dave "Harry and the" Henderson -
A reference to the movie "Harry and the Hendersons".
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LaMarr "Where Does It" Hoyt -
A play on "Where does it hurt".
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Scott "Rock The" Kazmir -
A reference to the song "Rock The Casbah".
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Chuck "New Kids on" Knoblauch -
A reference to the song group "New Kids on the Block".
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John "I am not a" Kruk - President Richard Nixon's infamous comment.
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Ryan "Islets of" Langerhans -
A reference to the Islets of Langerhans, groups of pancreatic cells.
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Ricky Ledee "the Earth Stood Still" -
A play on the movie "The Day the
Earth Stood Still".
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Mark "Get Back" Loretta -
A reference to the lyrics from The Beatles song "Get Back".
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Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell -
A play on "Oh to be young again"; One of the
few nicknames using a player's first name instead of his/her last.
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"Me And" Willie McGee -
A reference to the song by Janis Joplin song "Me and Bobby McGee".
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Fred "The Crime Dog" McGriff -
A reference to McGruff the Crime Dog.
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Mark "Eve of Destruction" McGwire -
A reference to the song by Barry McGuire "Eve of Destruction".
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Eddie "Eat, Drink, and Be" Murray -
A play on the phrase "Eat, drink, and be merry".
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Jonathan “Snap Crackle” Papelbon -
A play on the catchphrase of Kellogg's Rice Krispies® breakfast cereal.
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Terry "Pit and the" Pendleton -
A reference to the Edgar Allen Poe story "The Pit
and the Pendulum".
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Ken "Good Evening Mister" Phelps -
A play on the catchphrase from "Mission: Impossible".
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Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza -
A reference to Pepperoni Pizza.
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Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett -
A reference to the group "Gary Puckett & The Union Gap".
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Terry "Swimming" Puhl -
Swimming Pool.
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Albert "Winnie the" Pujols -
A reference to "Winnie the Pooh".
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Tim "Purple" Raines -
A reference to the song by Prince "Purple Rain".
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Dave "Prince" Righetti -
A reference to a brand of spaghetti.
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Jose "Blame it on" Rijo -
A reference to the movie "Blame It on Rio".
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Kirk "Roto" Rueter -
A reference to Roto Rooter.
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C.C. "Splish, splash, I was taking" Sabathia - A reference to the Bobby
Darin song "Splish, splash, I was takin a bath".
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Olmedo "Do this don't do that, can't you read the" Sáenz
- A reference to the lyric from the song "Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band.
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Tom "Leave it to" Seaver -
A reference to the TV show "Leave It to Beaver".
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Gary Sheffield "of Dreams" -
A reference to the baseball movie "Field of Dreams".
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Eric "Win, Place, and Show".
- A referwnce to horse race betting.
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Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa -
A reference to the phrase connected to Shoeless Joe Jackson.
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"The Seven-Year" Ichiro Suzuki -
A reference to the the Marilyn Monroe movie "The Seven Year Itch".
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Frank Tanana "Daiquiri" -
A play on the mixed drink "Banana Daiquiri".
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Tony Tarasco "Sauce" -
A play on Tabasco Sauce.
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Miguel "Tejada they come.....Tejada they fall" -
A takeoff on the phrase
"The harder they come the harder they fall".
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Jim Thome "Can You Hear Me?" -
A reference to The Who's song "Tommy Can You
Hear Me".
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Manny "Kingston" Trillo -
A reference to the group "The Kingston Trio".
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Eric "Gave Up Meat" Valent -
A play on the phrase "Gave up meat for Lent".
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Todd "Snap, Crackle," Van Poppel
- A play on the catchphrase of Kellogg's Rice Krispies® breakfast cereal.
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Robin Ventura "Highway" -
A reference to the song by the group America "Ventura Highway".
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Jeff "I'm a Dream" Weaver -
A reference to the song by Gary Wright "Dream Weaver".
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Mark "Bay City" Wohlers -
A reference to the group Bay City Rollers.
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Craig "For What It's" Worthington -
A play on the saying "For what it's worth".
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Gregg "Wrath of" Zaun -
A reference to the movie "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan".
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David "Green" Akers -
A reference to the 1960's TV comedy show "Green Acres".
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Shaun Alexander'"s Ragtime
Marching Band" - A reference to an old Irving Berlin song.
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Mike "You're in good hands with" Alstott -
A play on the slogan for Allstate Insurance.
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Jerry "Halls of Mont" Azumah
- A reference to the words "Halls of Montezuma" in the Marines' hymn.
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Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy -
A reference to the movie "Sleeping with the Enemy".
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Rob "My" Bironas -
A reference to the song "My Sharona".
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Matt "Werewolves of" Blundin -
A reference to Warren Zevon song "Werewolves
of London".
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Tom "Here's a story of a man named" Brady -
A reference to the theme song of the TV show "The Brady Bunch".
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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Na Brown
- A reference to song "Na Na
Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye".
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Vincent "Ultimate" Brisby -
A play on the phrase "Ultimate Frisbee".
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Troy Brown "and his Band of Renown" -
A reference to Les Brown and his Band
of Renown, a swing band for over 50 years.
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Tedy "Ice Cold" Bruschi -
A reference to a cold beer (or "brewski").
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David "Please come to" Boston -
A reference to the song by David Loggins "Please Come to
Boston".
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Correll "General" Buckhalter -
A reference to the character General "Buck" Turgidson that George
C. Scott played in the film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop
Worrying and Love the Bomb.
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Marc "Ray" Bulger -
A reference to actor Ray Bolger who played the
scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz".
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"Dom Dom Dom, Dom Be Dooby
Dom Dom Dom" Dom Capers - A reference to the lyrics of the song "Come
Go With Me" by the Del-Vikings. Berman has also used the popular beginning
to the theme of Dragnet, after a Houston Texans loss.
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Ahmad "A Christmas" Carroll -
A reference to the movie "A Christmas Carol".
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Matt "White" Cassel -
A reference to the fast food chain "White Castle".
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Chris Chambers "Time Has
Come Today" - After the Miami Dolphins wide receiver makes a catch,
Berman exclaims "Time Has Come Today"; this is a reference to the
song by "The Chambers
Brothers".
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"Hey you get off of" Mike Cloud -
A reference to the song by The Rolling Stones song
"Hey You, Get off of My Cloud".
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Ben "Winter" Coates -
A reference to "Winter coat".
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Jose "Baby" Cortez -
A reference to musician Dave "Baby" Cortez.
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Zack "Davey" Crockett
- A reference to Davey Crockett.
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Karlos "Tiny" Dansby -
A reference to the song by Elton John "Tiny Dancer".
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Jake "Daylight Come and You Gotta" Delhomme -
A reference to a line from
Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat Song".
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Donald "Duke in the" Driver -
A reference to Luke Duke being in the
driver's seat from the TV show "The Dukes of Hazard".
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Brett "Long Ago and" Favre "Away".
- A reference to Brett Favre.
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"Robin Hood and Little" John Elway.
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Christian "Eu" Fauria
- A play on the word "Euphoria".
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Jeff "Philadelphia" Feagles
- A reference to the song by Elton John "Philadelphia Eagle" (Feagles actually did play for the Eagles at
one point in his career).
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A.J. "Touchy" Feeley -
A reference to the phrase "Touchy-Feely".
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Jay "See Me" Feely "Kicky Goody" -
A reference to the song by the Who "See Me Feel Me".
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Jay Fiedler "on the roof"
- A parody of Fiddler on the Roof. This makes sense, as Fiedler is Jewish.
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"Werewolves of" London Fletcher -
A reference to the song by Warren Zevon
"Werewolves of London".
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Doug "The Magic" Flutie
- A reference to the opera "The Magic Flute".
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Barry "Bananas" Foster
- Former running back of the Pittsburgh Steelers, referring to the dessert
bananas foster.
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Chris Fuamatu "He's a bad" Ma'afala! -
A reference to Isaac Hayes' "Theme
From Shaft".
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Samkon "In" Gado "We Trust"-
A twist on the motto of the United States of
America "In God We Trust".
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Rich "Loose" Gannon
- A play on the phrase "Loose Cannon".
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Jeff "Boy" George -
A reference to the singer Boy George of the 80's band the Culture Club.
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Robbie "Solid" Gould -
A reference to TV show "Solid Gold".
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Jeff Graham "Cracker" -
A reference to the snack.
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"Ah Ah Ah" Ahman Green -
A reference to a person about to sneeze.
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"Starvin" Marvin Harrison
- A reference to South Park or the gas station chain.
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Todd "Uriah" Heap -
A reference to the music group "Uriah Heep".
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Joe "don't bother me, I'm on the" Horn -
A reference to his 2003 end zone
celebration where he pulled a cell phone (horn) from under a goalpost.
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Joe "Little Big" Horn -
A reference to the "Battle of Little Big Horn".
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Michael "Como Esta"
Husted - Spanish expression.
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"Hanging" Chad Jackson -
A reference to voting using punch cards, and the
piece of paper hanging was called a "Hanging Chad".
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MarTay "O-Tay" Jenkins -
A reference to how Buckwheat said "OK" (O-Tay).
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"Grandmama" Larry Johnson -
A reference to the basketball player of the
same name who starred in a commercial where he dressed up as an old lady
called "Grandmama".
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Rudi Johnson "Rudi! Rudi! Rudi! Rudi!"
- Chanted by Berman and Jackson
any time Johnson appeared in a highlight.
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Adam "Pacman" Jones - Any
NFL Primetime highlight featuring Jones, Berman and co-host Tom Jackson make
sound effects from the popular video game Pac-Man. Note that the nickname
itself is not a Berman creation, as Jones had that nickname at West Virginia
University, and possibly earlier.
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John Kasay "at the foot" -
A parody of the poem "Casey at the Bat".
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Jon Kitna "Kaboodle" -
A parody from the phrase "Kit and Kaboodle".
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Sean "Personal" Landeta -
A play on the phrase "Personal Vendetta".
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Reggie "Foghorn" Langhorne -
A reference to the cartoon character "Foghorn
Leghorn".
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Ty "I fought the" Law "and the law won" -
A reference to Sonny Curtis and
The Clash song "I Fought the Law".
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"He's Strong to the finish, cause he's a QB. He's" Peyton "The
Sailor"
Manning - A refrence to "Popeye The Sailor Man".
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Curtis "My Favorite" Martin -
A reference to the TV show "My Favorite Martian".
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Olindo Mare - Olindo Mareeeeeee Whoa-oooh!.
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Josh "Tears of" McCown
- A reference to the song by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles' "The Tears of
a Clown".
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Luke "Send in" McCown (Josh McCown's brother) -
A reference to Stephen Sondheim song
"Send in the Clowns".
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Natrone "Refried" Means -
A reference to refried beans.
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Rick "No Time to Wallow in the" Mirer -
A line from The Doors hit "Light My
Fire".
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Mike "After Dinner" Minter.
- A reference to after dinner mints.
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Ryan "Longer" Moats "Are Coming to Win Us"
- A reference to the Cat Stevens
song "Longer Boats".
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"Waltzing" Mewelde Moore -
A reference to the song "Waltzing Matilda".
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Johnnie Morton "Salt"
- A reference to the brand Morton Salt.
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"Yo" Adrian Murrell
- A reference to the movie "Rocky".
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Kyle Orton "Hears a Who" -
A reference to the Dr. Seuss book "Horton Hears a
Who".
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Da Da Da Da Da... Heeeere's Carson (Carson Palmer) -
A parody of the
introduction to the The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
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Willie "Wonka" Parker -
I reference to "Willy Wonka".
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Doug "Bats in the" Pelfrey -
A reference to the expression "Bats in the Belfry".
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Ricky Proehl "Shampoo"
- A reference to Prell shampoo (although Proehl's
name is pronounced "prohl", not like the shampoo).
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Jonathan "The Medicine Man" Quinn -
A reference to "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman".
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"The Human Highlight Reel" Dominic Rhodes -
A play on "The Human Highlight
Film," nickname of former NBA superstar Dominique Wilkins.
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Gary Reasons "to believe".
- A reference to the Rod Stewart song "Reason To Believe".
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Andre "Bad Moon" Rison
- A reference to the expression "Bad Moon Rising"; also a reference to
the Credence Clearwater Revival song "Bad Moon Rising".
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"Koo Koo Kachoo" Marcus Robinson -
A reference to the Simon & Garfunkel song
"Mrs. Robinson".
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Ben "in the Big Blue" Roethlisberger -
A reference to the TV Show title "Bear
in the Big Blue House".
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Sage "Drew" Rosenfels
- A reference to sports agent Drew Rosenhaus.
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"Parsley" Sage Rosenfels "and Thyme"
- A reference to the Simon and Garfunkel
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Sean Salisbury "Steak".
- A reference to a cut of steak.
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Matt "Stump the" Schaub -
A reference to the ESPN sports trivia game show "Stump the Schwab". |
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T.J. "Sgt." Slaughter -
A reference to Sgt. Slaughter from G.I. Joe the Pro
Wrestler.
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Lance "Sergeant" Schulters -
A reference to Hogan's Heroes character Sgt.
Schultz.
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Lito "Whoa-ohhh" Sheppard -
A reference to the lyric in the Boz Scaggs song
"Lido Shuffle".
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Onterrio "Yours to Discover" Smith -
A reference to the slogan of Ontario Tourism.
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Matt "Smokey" Stover -
A reference to the comic strip "Smokey Stover".
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Patrick "Yes, I'm" Surtain -
A play on the the phrase, "Yes, I'm
certain."
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Steve "A Tisker a" Tasker
- A reference to the nursery rhyme "A-Tisket, A-Tasket".
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George "Iced" Teague -
A reference to "Iced Tea".
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"Well-dressed" Amani Toomer -
A reference to the upscale clothing brand Armani.
Another variation is Amani "It's Not A" Toomer. Refers to Arnold
Schwarzenegger quote from film Kindergarten Cop.
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Jeremiah "Was a Bullfrog"
Trotter - A reference to a lyric in the song "Joy to the World" by
Three Dog Night.
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Michael Turner "Overdrive" -
A reference to the group "Bachman-Turner Overdrive".
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Jonathan Villllmaaaaa
- Boomer will try to sound like Fred Flintstone when yelling for Wilma.
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"H.J." Hines "Company" Ward -
A reference to the H.J. Heinz Company Charles "Get Out of My" Way.
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Benjamin "Dr." Watson
- A reference to the character "Dr. Watson" from the Sherlock Holmes novels.
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Reggie "Bruce" Wayne (to the batcave!) -
A reference to the Batman series.
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Jed "Friedman" Weaver -
A reference to Brooklyn icon "Jedediah Friedman".
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Karl "The Truth" Williams
- A reference to the boxer Carl "The Truth"
Williams.
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Eric
"Wallow in the" Zeier - A reference to lyrics from The Doors song
Light My Fire.
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